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I woke up for the second time, glaced over to my picture of chevy chase which hangs solo on one of my four walls. He looked disappointed. I've seen him in better shape. If Chevy could choose. If I could choose. Which wall would we conquer?

In the livingroom, you, as a picture, would take a part of people's lives. Hence livingroom. With exception from the pictures hung behind the curtains, this would, presumably, be the place. But I'd pass. I think one would go mad within a short periode, because there is too much life in the livingroom, too much life not to take part of. The same with the bedroom. The envy would drive you of the wall.

You might be endulged to choose the bathroom for obvious reasons, though few pictures are hung there, and if that is the case, it's probably a drawing of something arbitrary and pedantic which would be equal to a plant if we draw parabels to the real world. And the value of nudity will deteriorate after a couple of months. And not to mention the steem. You'll get all wrinkled within the first year.

In my opinion the perfect loaction would be the entrance. People coming home. People leaving. Friends reuniting. Couples parting. People struggling with shoes one size too small. If you compare it to a novel. The entrance is the beginning and the end. The starting line, the ending phrase. The good parts. You can hang there, and imagine what happens in the livingroom, the bathroom, the kitchen, the bedroom, instead of beeing faced with the cruel reality that people, for the most, sit and watch television.