Monday, January 26, 2009

OCCUPIED (mud article)

I loved my apartment, such a shame I had to torch the place. Let me tell you a story about friendship.

Back in the days I inherited my older brothers cramped apartment on a struck down corner of a shut down street, on the eastside. Even though it was small, and it smelled like somebody was burning tires in the backyard, I grew quite fond of the two room treasure my brother left me so close to the capitol. All though the neighbours might have seemed strange or even threatening to somebody who’s not from the eastside I got along with them just fine. All my things fitted perfectly, like they were meant to end up between these walls.

One day, a friend of mine called me up and said he was in town, and that he would stop by for a visit. Great, I thought, a good occasion to try out my new coffee station that was taking up most of the kitchen area.

The doorbell rings, and through the spy hole in the door, I see my friend pale as the corridor walls behind him, with a suitcase held tight in his right arm. His mouth was open, his eyes were blank, something awful had happened. I knew at that exact moment that I was being pulled into something I had nothing to do with. I hesitated, but finally opened the door, slowly. My friend falls over the doorstep and passes out of exhaustion.

He was quite the skinny guy, so carrying him to my coach was fairly simple, his suitcase was heavier though. I put on a pot of coffee, got him a blanket, a pillow and a warm cup. The only words I could get out of him was: sleep. Sleep. I tucked him in and let him be for now.

Next morning I woke up to the sound of somebody rummaging through the kitchen. My friend was awake, alive and kicking. What intriguing, nerve wrecking story would he tell?

As I got up, walked in the other room, his suitcase was unpacked, and I could see his things blending in with mine. I looked at him with two palms facing up, and a pouched under lip; What’s up?

He just looked at me and said: drink. Drink. He was holding a cup of tea, my coffee was not a success.

It went on like this for days, single words, single expressions, more and more of his things appearing next to mine.

One day when I came home from work, I noticed a new sign on my front door. It was a sign with two names. My first reaction was that he could at least have written my name on the top line. I walked in, and there he was, sitting on a brand new coach, speaking a strange language in a cellular phone. I didn’t even know I had coverage here. Two palms facing up, pouched under lip; What’s the deal? He didn’t answer.

Days go by and the living room fills up with more of his stuff. He has even replaced my coffee station with a water boiler. Tired from work, I let it slide, all though on the inside I wanted to kick him face first out the door. I know he is my friend and all, but this is getting weird.

I wake up the next morning to deep voices echoing from the other room. I go out and I see my friend with these three sharply dressed Americans. I try to intervene, but nobody recognises me. I am air. After screaming at them for a couple of minutes, I take the damn water boiler and throw it out the window. It was a wonderful splash. It felt wonderful, but then one of the Americans picks up my LP-Player throws it in the same direction. I take dead aim and push the guy over my innocent coffee table. It breaks. They throw me out.

I knock on my landlords door, but it turns out he had moved out, and somebody, definitely not from the east part of town comes out and just looks at me like I am trespassing. I go out. Wait for a couple of hours to calm myself down. I go back.

When I get to my front door my name has been crossed out. The door is locked and my key doesn’t fit. I ring the doorbell. My friend opens the door. Two palms faced up, pouched under lip; what the hell!? Behind his back I see a guy laying down in my bed. Most of my things are gone. My face is pale, my mouth is open, my eyes are blank. My friend hands me his suitcase and shuts the door.

I start screaming and kicking the door, but it won’t budge. I start jumping on the suitcase in pure rage, but not even the neighbours react to my little fit. I run down the white corridors, and go outside. I can see all my things piled up underneath my window, destroyed.

I go to the shed , find a can with gasoline, start pouring it over my stuff, in a desperate move to smoke out the occupants. I scream. Two middle fingers facing up and spit. My friend appears in the window, the last word I can hear him say is terrorist. Terrorist.

CTRL+ALT+MDX (mud article)

I am dressed up in catholic armour, standing in a dark kitchen filled to the brink with people dressed up as nuns and priests, next to me this guy is wearing a priest collar, stockings and high heals, the rusty amplifier in the corner suddenly goes quiet. Sam Norris & David Wooldridge, the people behind alternative nights at Middlesex, climb on top of a couple of chairs and announce the beginning of the University’s new alternative student union CTRL+ALT+MDX.

I meet up with Sam and David some days later, early morning, almost too early, to get to know more about the student union that has been responsible for the recent theme parties that has popped up around campus.

“It’s generic” Sam says with a calm voice, as he tries to stop the bleeding from this mornings shaving accident. “The parties that are backed by the university show no diversity, their all based on that everybody must love RnB and Hip Hop. We want to bring something fresh to the table, something exiting and different.” Dave nods in the background, pulling his coat, its freezing. “Fever nights can be a bit intimidating with all the compulsory dancing and mandatory ‘hands up in the air’, give the Indie-kids a chance!” Sam adds sarcastically with a smile, and I can’t disagree.

Since early December the two of them have been responsible for starting the Face book group: Alternative nights at Middlesex, which counts over a hundred members, and because of the massive response, the two of them have decided to take it to the next level, and form a student union, backed by the University, under the name CTRL+ALT+MDX. “We want to recharge the Middlesex music scene by organizing alternative band nights with new acts, well known names supported by up and coming new groups” CTRL+ALT+MDX wants to reach out to those people who so far have been neglected, and they intend to do so by cooking up alternative parties made by the people for the people. Sam & David will every Monday meet with the members at the Forum and discuss different concepts and arrangements so that everybody has a chance pitch in if they want.

As we are trying to figure out the camera to take some pictures for this article, I try to get to know these guys a little better.

Sam is currently studying psychology at Middlesex University, but his real passion in life is music. The last nine years he has been behind the drums of the new up and coming Indie band “pictures of Shanghai” playing concerts in and around the London area. Asking him what he would rescue If his flat suddenly caught on fire he replies that his drum set, Ipod and his hoody.

Dave is not as obsessed with music as his accomplice, but shares the belief that the music scene at Middlesex is too narrow and excluding. As of now he is studying Bio Medical Sciences, cruising along, trying to contribute to the Middlesex social scene. “The first thing I would get out of the flames would have been my hair straighteners and my toaster.” Dave answers with all sincerity “you should have said the picture of your girlfriend” Sam adds on “you could have scored some easy points” he laughs.

After just two weeks over fifty members has joined the union, underlining the need for a more diverse social scene at Middlesex. In the near future they will host a big party in the forum to kick it all off, recruit members, and show what the fuzz is all about.

If you want to join CTRL+ALT+MDX you can either hunt down Sam or David at the university, send a request to the CTRL+ALT+MDX face book group, or just send an e-mail to altnightsmdx@hotmail.co.uk and the guys will take care of the rest, giving you leads on some of the more alternative happenings around campus. The members fee is £3 and will be well worth it. “Tell the alternative kids we are coming” pause “ eh, but not in a dirty way” Sam says as they walk away.

WOMAN STREET SMART

1. Use a pocket-size guidebook to avoid looking like a tourist

2. Dress down.

3. Avoid jewelry. Do consider wearing a wedding ring

4. Should a car start to follow you, immediately turn and walk the opposite way.

5. If you must ask for directions, approach families or women with children. Say I'm meeting my husband there.

Friday, January 23, 2009

WHAT WOULD JESUS DO

My to do list is getting longer, and the deadlines are approaching fast. I'm writing three articles for the MUD; a review of High school Musical 3, a piece on the band Pictures of Shanghai and a piece about the Gaza conflict through a drunken student perspective, totaling over 2000 words. On top of that I have 2000 word essay on financial gaps and 4000 word coursework on Ryanair.

In other news I have joined the debate team in my leadership class, discussing pseudo intellectual issues in front of 200 people.

Tonight there is a priests and nuns party at the Halls. I would dress up as Jesus bearing a two meter cross, but I think my mother would disapprove, and probably some people would be agitated. What would Jesus do?

Monday, January 19, 2009

KILL

Overheard this in the library:

"You can fly an airplane and kill people in the air. And get paid for it. Thats why I like it."

"You think I look like I am from Germany? Most people think I am from Ghana."

Thursday, January 15, 2009

NORWAYCATION

This is what happened, compressed for my stalkers viewing pleasure: revolver, coach surfers from Australia, mono, glue wine, bought a tree, Obama on top of the Christmas three, walkabouts, rehearsing with my old band, got a shaver for christmas, Vidar is a father, talked to Toms unborn baby, played a reunion concert, fell in love, spent time with my mother, fixed my sisters bathroom cabinet, drank a whiskey that was older than me, didn't get a rocket in the eye new years eve, talked to a friend that was far away, birthday party with Sebastian, met two of my best friends in Copenhagen, looking back, probably the best Christmas I can remember. And yes, there was snow...

Monday, January 12, 2009

STOPLIKINGTHESAMETHINGSASME

Hey thanks for the add! When I saw that one of my favorite movies of all time had a myspace page I was like OMG! I was so excited! The Darjeeling Limited is one of the best movies EVER! The music is extraordinary and sooo unique I just adore it! =)