BAH HUMBUG

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

CINEMATIC CIGARETTES

I've changed my mind. In stead of killing myself with analyzing the monetary system & the financial crisis I have chosen to study product placement of cigarettes in American blockbusters from 1999 to 2009. I am going to watch 114+ movies to discover the Hollywood smoking trend. 10000 pages on unethical advertising.

INTERNSHIP

Writing an application is the same as writing a romantic, non-realistic self biography about yourself that is rather narcissistic and short. This venture turns into an art when you actually convey yourself as you really are, not how you want to be, and the process of writing actually is stimulating the reader, not misleading him with generic bullshit. I'm doing the best I can. My goal is to get an internship in New York next summer, so far I have sent over fifteen applications. I'm here, I'm ready, shoot me down.

This is my friends Morten's commercial. Vote for it!